- Danny Messer: [finding a hair in a BDSM machine] Get that to Jane Parsons in DNA.
- Aiden Burn: All right.
- Danny Messer: [cracking a riding crop] Now!
- Det. Mac Taylor: [about Hawkes who is coming to a scene where the victim has been flattened] Tell him to bring a spatula.
- Danny Messer: The latex this body suit's made of holds prints like a sponge holds water. If you take the bottom, I'll take the top.
- Aiden Burn: No, I like being on top.
- Danny Messer: You're getting all freaky on me because we drew a bondage case?
- Aiden Burn: You wish.
- Det. Vicaro: [to Aiden and Danny who have just arrived at the crime scene] Hey, do you guys want to identify yourselves?
- Danny Messer: Excuse me?
- Det. Vicaro: I'm not recognizing faces, do you want to identify yourselves?
- Danny Messer: Who are you the crime scene troll? You want us to identify ourselves, you see the kits, you know who we are.
- [detectives go to question a crew of longshoremen]
- Paul 'Tiny' Wojewedski: Hey, don't keep 'em too long, okay? Don't wanna have to re-train 'em.
- [a crime scene where nude victim was pinned against tree by a car]
- Aiden Burn: Maybe vehicular manslaughter followed by rape?
- Danny Messer: [to husband of victim, both practiced sexual bondage] Power over someone in a submissive position can be quite a turn-on for a guy like you, huh, Ron?