- Louie - Ticket Seller (Camelot): You're in luck, I have two seats left.
- Ticket purchaser: Are they together?
- Louie - Ticket Seller (Camelot): [Scoffing] Together? The President saw the show last night, and Jackie had to sit in the balcony!
- Officer Gunther Toody: That's a good idea - why don't we all go see "Oklahoma"?
- Officer Leo Schnauser: "Oklahoma" closed 15 years ago!
- Officer Gunther Toody: I haven't followed the papers lately.
- Lucille Toody: It was probably written by Tennessee Williams under an assumed name, and I won't see it!
- Sylvia Schnauser: Oh, Lucille, don't be so narrow-minded - "Little Miss Pioneer" may be raw, but it's a slice of life!