- [Lucille is devastated over the thought of turning 40 in a few days]
- Lucille Toody: [sobbing] I'm sorry, Gunther, it's just the thought of being forty!
- Officer Gunther Toody: [consoling her] Lucille, sweetheart, you don't look any different today than you did ten years ago.
- Lucille Toody: [hopeful] Really, Gunther?
- Officer Gunther Toody: Yes - ten years ago you looked forty.
- Lucille Toody: [breaks down sobbing]
- Officer Gunther Toody: [Trying to read the newspaper] I work hard all day; this is the only time I get to find out what's going on in the world... Ooh, ooh! Look what it says here: Yogi Berra is having his tonsils removed!