Charlie's Angels (TV Series)
Hellride (1976)
Jaclyn Smith: Kelly Garrett
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Quotes
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Police officer : Have you been drinking, ma'm?
Kelly Garrett : Not a drop, officer. Clear eye, breath is fresh, kissing sweet!
[blows him a kiss]
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Jill Munroe : Charlie, are you in pain?
Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] It's my sacro- oh...
Kelly Garrett : Pardon?
Charles Townsend : -iliac, lower lumbago. Very stiff.
Jill Munroe : Oh, that's too bad, Charlie. Just how did you hurt your back?
Charles Townsend : The crushing weight of responsibility, angel. But I think it will just be a matter of some deft manipulation before I'll be standing as erect as ever.
[cut to Charlie being massaged by a bikini clad woman standing barefoot on his back]
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Eddie Dirko : You know they say a man should never be drinking by himself. Causes alcoholism.
Kelly Garrett : Oh?
Eddie Dirko : Now you can levitate that by, eh, joining me at a place called the Pitt-stop bar, you ever been there?
Kelly Garrett : Never, never...
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Eddie Dirko : [re fixing VW 'engine trouble'] Well, how you doin' back there?
Kelly Garrett : [playing damsel in distress] Well, when it comes to mechanical things, I'm just a lost sheep.