Charlie's Angels (TV Series)
Hellride (1976)
John Forsythe: Charles Townsend
Quotes
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Jill Munroe : Charlie, are you in pain?
Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] It's my sacro- oh...
Kelly Garrett : Pardon?
Charles Townsend : -iliac, lower lumbago. Very stiff.
Jill Munroe : Oh, that's too bad, Charlie. Just how did you hurt your back?
Charles Townsend : The crushing weight of responsibility, angel. But I think it will just be a matter of some deft manipulation before I'll be standing as erect as ever.
[cut to Charlie being massaged by a bikini clad woman standing barefoot on his back]
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Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone] I talked to the Corben police, Sabrina. Your friend Bloody Mary is singing like a magpie.
Sabrina Duncan : Confession?
Jill Munroe : Why not? Confession is good for the soul.
[adopts hands-folded prayer pose]
Charles Townsend : Amen.