Charlie's Angels (TV Series)

The Mexican Connection (1976)

John Forsythe: Charles Townsend

Quotes 

• Kelly Garrett : But Charlie, how did you manage to ski into a tree?

  Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone]  It was a matter of chivalry, Angel. Any woman who expends the effort to wiggle into a pair of pants that tight, deserves the full attention of every red blooded male on the slopes.

  Jill Munroe : Oh, let us know if anybody writes anything juicy on your cast, Charlie.

• Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone]  How's your breaststroke, Jill?

  Jill Munroe : Oh, I thought you'd never ask, Charlie.

  Kelly Garrett : Just swim in that water, Jill, don't drink it.

• Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone]  I'm afraid I'm, I'm eh, I'm snowed in here at Aspen, Angels. But it's not all bad, my suite offers a magnificent view of local natural formations.

  [cut to a buxom blonde taking off her wintercoat in front of Charlie] 

  Charles Townsend : And it's uncanny how they bring to mind the majestic slopes of Switzerland.

• John Bosley : Have formal charges been filed against Frank Bartone?

  Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone]  In spades, Bosley. The word is, Bartone couldn't even win a leniency appeal from a lady judge and an all woman jury.

  Kelly Garrett : Don't count on it.