- Craig Wilson: Who are you people?
- Paige Matthews: Witch.
- Leo Wyatt: Angel.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Mermaid.
- Paige Matthews: Don't you mean witch?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Could someone please get me to the ocean before I SUFFICATE? I need some water.
- Paige Matthews: You want water? I'll get you some water.
- [Phoebe is thrown in a bathtub]
- Phoebe Halliwell: You are holding me hostage.
- Paige Matthews: Yep, looks like it.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Look, I am not a common goldfish. I cannot ignore the call of the sea.
- Paige Matthews: Well, the call of the common bathtub is just going to have to do.
- [Phoebe splahes Paige with water]