- Phoebe Halliwell: I don't know what you're up to but whatever it is, it is not gonna work.
- Cole Turner: Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?
- Phoebe Halliwell: With my demon ex-husband from hell? No, Cole, I don't.
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Did you cast a spell to ward off demonic parasites? Sweetheart, what did you do?
- Leo Wyatt: We built a nursery in our bedroom closet.
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Closet? Well, no wonder this baby called me!
- Paige Matthews: Uh... No offense, but aren't you supposed to be dead?
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Oh, I'm over that...
- Piper Halliwell: What, you think Cole's gonna try and kill us? That would not be the best way to win you back.
- Paige Matthews: Yeah, but it wouldn't be the first time he tried.
- Paige Matthews: You expect me to believe that there are giant beanstalks and gingerbread houses that actually existed?
- Phoebe Halliwell: [Phoebe and Paige walk across the street without stopping. People in cars slam on their breaks on honk their horns] *Hey* I'm walking here!
- Car Driver: Get out of the street!
- Paige Matthews: Don't you have any way of controlling those things?
- [refering to the Cinderella slippers]
- Phoebe Halliwell: They didn't exactly come with an instruction manual, Paige.
- Leo Wyatt: You used to think the Evil Enchantress was just a fairy tale.
- Paige Matthews: That was different. This is...
- Piper Halliwell: A fast life. Yours.
- Piper Halliwell: I read fairy tales to my baby just like you read to me.
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Oh, darling. Well, I'm glad to see you're finally doing something.