- Wyatt Halliwell: [after greeting Leo, who's holding baby Chris] Hey, is this Chris? Oh, my gosh! He's so small. Hey, little brother.
- [to Piper]
- Wyatt Halliwell: Is this before of after he swallowed the marble?
- Piper Halliwell: Marble ? What marble ?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Easy on the future information !
- Wyatt Halliwell: Of course, you're right.
- Piper Halliwell: Not, but really : what marble ?
- Wyatt Halliwell: Aunt Phoebe, it's me ! Wyatt !
- [he hugs her]
- Phoebe Halliwell: Wh-what ? Oh !
- Wyatt Halliwell: This is so amazing !
- Phoebe Halliwell: What, did a spell backfire ?
- Paige Matthews: ...How did you guess ?
- Paige Matthews: [about vanquishing Vicus] And of course, we've got the added problem of not even being able to see the demon. Only Wyatt can see Vicus.
- Phoebe Halliwell: We're just gonna have to bring a lot of vials.
- Paige Matthews: And what, just throw them everywhere and hope we hit something?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah. You have a better idea?
- Paige Matthews: Normally, yes.
- Wyatt Halliwell: What are you gonna do, mom? Kill me in order to protect me?
- Piper Halliwell: It's a thought.
- Wyatt Halliwell: You always said spanking was barbaric!
- Leo Wyatt: Look, I may not have any powers, but I'm not powerless. I'm his father. He's not gonna hurt me.
- Phoebe Halliwell: No? Ever read Hamlet?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Maybe it was an imaginary friend.
- Piper Halliwell: No. Imaginary friends are imaginary, hence, the name. Plus, you said he's too young to have an imaginary friend, remember? He's two.