- [after explaining what happened to the fairy]
- Kate: But the trolls are going to kill her if her parents don't handover the kingdom.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Sounds like a miniature coup d'état.
- Piper Halliwell: You better run while you can, you little rodents.
- [she stands up and looks up at the sky]
- Piper Halliwell: I bet you guys think this is real funny don't ya? Haven't you taken enough from me? You have to send trolls to kick me while I'm down. I had a nice normal life once and you took that from me. You took my boyfriend, you took my life, the least you could do is leave me my freakin' car keys. I am a good person, I am a good witch and damn it I would've made a great wife. And how dare you take that from me. I deserve... no, you know what? I demand that you send him back to me. You hear me? Right now. I am going to stand in this very spot until you send Leo back to me.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Oh, you know what? You are being a big, big, big, extra, extra, extra, double big jerk right now. Because now I have the key, so Thistle is safe and we have to be back with Kate at midnight so when the trolls attack...
- Piper Halliwell: No. You guys are going home and you're not driving either 'cause someone will think you're drunk or something. So go outside and wait there and I will call a cab.
- Piper Halliwell: Come on, Phoebe, trolls and fairies? You don't believe that stuff.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Sure, why not?
- Piper Halliwell: [to Prue] Well, maybe it's time we tell her about Santa.
- Cole Turner: It's a long drive home. Do you think I could use your restroom?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Number one or number two.
- Prue Halliwell: He has to go tootie!
- Cole Turner: Excuse me?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, you can come in but you have to do it very fast, whatever it is.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Where are the keys?
- Prue Halliwell: Keys?
- Phoebe Halliwell: You know, shiney silver things that go jingle jingle.