- Piper Halliwell: Uh, look, we're kind of in a hurry, so cliff notes version. Demon killed Lady Godiva which changed history, we gotta fix it, so are you with me or what?
- Piper Halliwell: See what I mean? We have bigger, naked breasts to worry about.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Paige has her naked breasts to worry about and I've got yours.
- Piper Halliwell: Please tell me you weren't vanquishing demons with the children.
- Leo Wyatt: Chris was fussy. It calmed him.
- [Holly Marie Combs breaks the fourth wall, when Lady Godiva supposedly removes her robe because the Charmed Ones won't pay attention to her]
- Piper Halliwell: Woman, keep your clothes on. This is a family show... really.