- Piper Halliwell: But magic is a part of who you are.
- Dr. Ava Nicolae: No, relying on magic is what killed my mom.
- Piper Halliwell: Oh, uh, Eva, I know what it's like to lose your mom, believe me, I do. But still, you can't deny who you are.
- [watching "The Joys of Home Birthing" with Leo]
- Piper Halliwell: Okay, see, I need an epidural just to watch this!
- Paige Matthews: Hey, you know, if he's after gypsies, we should stop by Theresa's funeral. I know where it is. Maybe you can get some sort of premonition that'll help us find the demon.
- Piper Halliwell: Wow. Prenatal yoga this morning, and now you want to crash a stranger's funeral? You really do need friends.
- Paige Matthews: You're mean.
- Leo Wyatt: Since when are prenatal yoga and home-birthing videos your idea of a good time?
- Paige Matthews: Since I became a friendless loser with no life.
- Leo Wyatt: [Upset over Phoebe's revelation] Okay, you guys yell at her and I will go check with the elders and see what they know.
- [as he orbs away]