Charmed (TV Series)

The Lost Picture Show (2005)

Bert Rosario: Soothsayer

Quotes 

• Soothsayer : How many times a day do you have sex?

  Piper Halliwell : A *day*? What, are you crazy?

  [aside, to Leo] 

  Piper Halliwell : No wonder you wanted to see him. Are you kidding me?

• Soothsayer : Just remember, it is always darkest before the dawn.