- Billie Jenkins: I'm pretty much caught up here, but I charge ten bucks an hour to babysit.
- Sam Wilder: Babysit?
- Billie Jenkins: Yeah. That's what I'm doing here, right? It's not exactly a demon hunt, but in for a penny, in for a pound, huh?
- Sam Wilder: Okay, look. I need to find Paige. I need you to look after J.D. Do *not* let him out of the house. If he finds out what year it is, he'll go crazy.
- Billie Jenkins: Okay, fine. I'll just cast a spell on him.
- Sam Wilder: No! No spells. He doesn't know anything about magic, and he can't, either. He's had more than enough magic used on him already.
- Billie Jenkins: Fine. Twelve bucks an hour. But when you find Paige, tell her I have a midterm to study for and a sister to find. She owes me big time for this. This is so ri...
- [J.D. enters]
- J.D. Williams: Hey, baby. What's shaking?
- Billie Jenkins: [smitten] No charge.
- Paige Matthews: If anything turns up, I'll call you.
- Sam Wilder: The magical way?
- Paige Matthews: No Sam, the normal way. Pick up the phone if it rings ok?
- Soothsayer: How many times a day do you have sex?
- Piper Halliwell: A *day*? What, are you crazy?
- [aside, to Leo]
- Piper Halliwell: No wonder you wanted to see him. Are you kidding me?