Charmed (TV Series)

Witchness Protection (2004)

Holly Marie Combs: Piper Halliwell

Quotes 

• The Seer/Kiera : I've got one more thing I'd like to add to that list, and it's something only the Elders can give. And it's a deal-breaker. I wanna be made human.

  Piper : What? Why in the hell would a powerful demon want to be made human?

  The Seer/Kiera : Hell being the operative word, as in, I live there and it sucks.

• The Seer/Kiera : LEO!

  Piper : Did she just call for Leo?

  Phoebe : Ugh! I thought he was our whitelighter.

• Paige Matthews : That's Kyle. Get upstairs.

  The Seer/Kiera : Relax, relax. Everything's gonna be great, and later, everything's gonna be really, really great.

  Paige Matthews : Really?

  The Seer/Kiera : ...,Just don't let him eat the eggplant.

  Piper : What? What's wrong with my eggplant?

• Piper : You know, if you want us to make a deal with the Elders to make you human, I think you need to give us something.

  Paige Matthews : Wait. Back up. Did you say human?

  The Seer/Kiera : I know, I know. I wouldn't actually have a soul, but I could live with that.