Cheers (TV Series)

2 Good 2 Be 4 Real (1985)

George Wendt: Norm Peterson

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• Carla Tortelli : [about her brutally honest personal ad]  Oh sure, I could tell 'em I got no kids, right? I could tell them that I'm twenty-one, five-nine, gorgeous green eyes, flaming red hair, and ta-ta's till Tuesday. How am I going to explain to him how I really look when he sees me?

  Sam Malone : Stress?

  Carla Tortelli : Hey! All right! Next time I spill my guts, remind me to do it in front of friends.

  Sam Malone : I'm just trying to cheer you up.

  Carla Tortelli : I am in no mood to be cheered up. Next guy tries to cheer me up is going to get open face surgery.

  [Carla storms out of the room] 

  Norm Peterson : I don't get it. She's got ta-ta's till Monday afternoon at least.

• Sam Malone : Guys, how come we didn't see this one coming?

  Diane Chambers : Oh, this from a group who every year fails to see winter coming.

  Norm Peterson : Thanks for reminding me, Diane, I've got to take those screens down.