Cheers (TV Series)
A Kiss Is Still a Kiss (1987)
Harry Anderson: Harry the Hat
Quotes
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Woody Boyd : Oh boy, I need change for this fifty.
Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : You need change? Maybe I can help you, huh?
[he whips out a wad of one-dollar bills]
Woody Boyd : Great!
Cliff Clavin : Hold it, hold it...
Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Oh, come on guys, give me a break, I'm a reformed man.
Norm Peterson : Oh yeah? Maybe you wouldn't mind if we monitored this little transaction?
Cliff Clavin : Yeah, yeah.
Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Wouldn't mind at all.
[Norm and Cliff hide their keys and wallets before approaching Harry]
Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : [to Woody] 'kay, you need fifty bucks?
[starts counting out the bills]
Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Here's one, two, three, four five. Norm, what time is it?
Norm Peterson : Eleven.
Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen. My watch must be fast, I've got eleven twenty-five. Twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight. Cliff, you have not aged a day. How old are you?
Cliff Clavin : Thirty-nine.
Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Thirty-nine! Forty, forty-one, forty... wait. You can't be that old. What year were you born?
Cliff Clavin : Forty-seven.
Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty. There you go barkeep.
[hands the bills to Woody, who hands Harry the fifty dollar bill]