- [Valerie, who Sam has never met, has come down from Melville's to talk to Sam about a check he made out to John Allen "You Stink" Hill as rent for the pool room]
- Valerie Hill: Excuse me. Are you Mr. Malone?
- Sam Malone: Yeah.
- Valerie Hill: Well, there seems to be a problem with this check.
- Sam Malone: Oh, what, I just made a joke name up, big deal. All he has to do is make sure he endorses it John I Stink Hill.
- Valerie Hill: No, Mr. Malone. You made it out for too much. You added an extra zero.
- Sam Malone: [apologetically] Wow. Oh, well, thank you very much. It's... I'm kind of surprised that someone as nice as you works for that bald headed jackass.
- Valerie Hill: Oh, I don't work for him. I'm the bald headed jackass' daughter, Valerie You Stink Hill.
- Sam Malone: I'm sorry. I never intended for anyone to see that except John.
- Valerie Hill: And all the people at the bank.
- Rebecca Howe: Sam, give me a break. The only reason you're interested in that girl is that you can't have her. It's the same thing with me.
- Woody Boyd: You wanted her too, Miss Howe? Boy, I've been in this city one month too long.
- Father Barry: Carla, it may surprise you to learn that since Vatican Two, the church does not accept the existence of Satanically-possessed amusement machines.
- Carla Tortelli: First you dump Latin, and now this. What do we pay you guys for, anyway?