Cheers (TV Series)

Adventures in Housesitting (1989)

Kirstie Alley: Rebecca Howe

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Quotes 

• [while Mr. Sheridan is in the kitchen with Satan who he thinks is his own dog Buster, Sam enters with the real Buster] 

  Rebecca Howe : Sam, get that mutt out of here.

  Sam Malone : What?

  Rebecca Howe : Sheridan's in the kitchen with Satan.

  Sam Malone : This is no time for folk singing.

• Rebecca Howe : [about having a non-sexual relationship]  Have you ever heard of conversation?

  Sam Malone : Yeah, I've heard of conversation. You know, contrary to what a lot of people think, I'm not that dumb. Here, come on, try me. Sit down. Let's conversate.

• [the prize-winning dog Rebecca is taking care of is missing. The doorbell of the house rings, and Rebecca opens the door. It's Woody with a dog] 

  Rebecca Howe : Woody! You found him. Oh God, I don't know who to kiss first.

  Woody Boyd : Well, I just had a breath mint.

• Mr. Sheridan : [points at Woody]  Miss Howe, who is this man?

  Rebecca Howe : [not wanting to tell the truth, she needs to devise a lie]  This man? He's Woody. He's my boyfriend.

  Woody Boyd : [pleased]  Wow, Miss Howe.

  Mr. Sheridan : Your boyfriend calls you 'Miss Howe'?

  Rebecca Howe : [flustered]  I was his teacher.