- Carla Tortelli: I hate it when they call me 'Cutie'.
- Diane Chambers: Well, I do know how you feel. Earlier tonight, a customer had the affrontery to refer to me as 'Honey'.
- Carla Tortelli: But that makes sense. Honey is bee barf.
- Norm Peterson: [Sam has raised the price of beer] I'm gonna have to figure out how much I can drink and still stay within my suds allowance.
- Sam Malone: [Norm punches figures into his calculator] What do you got?
- Norm Peterson: I'm gonna have to cut back 8.7%. It comes out to, uh...
- [Norm calculates more numbers]
- Norm Peterson: ...one beer every half hour. Guess I'm gonna have to drink a little more slowly.
- [Norm downs his beer in one gulp]
- Norm Peterson: [brief pause] Slowing down isn't so bad.
- Sam Malone: Lefty had a heart problem.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: That's it. Hank has the same thing. I mean, the least bit of excitement - wham, bam, he's curtains.
- Diane Chambers: Coach, how about sex?
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Diane, please! I thought you were Sam's girl?
- Diane Chambers: Coach, I'm talking about Hank.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Hank is seeing Carla.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: [to Sam] Are you listening to this?
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: How's life, Norm?
- Norm Peterson: Ask the man who's got one.
- [Coach serves Norm a beer]
- Norm Peterson: Ahh, here's mine now.
- Henry 'Hank' Zenzola: [about his heart] I have a serious problem.
- Carla Tortelli: You do?
- Diane Chambers: [about the Coach] He also said that any exertion could be very dangerous for you.
- Sam Malone: And so, we thought we'd catch you before you and Carla...
- Henry 'Hank' Zenzola: ...exerted.
- Sam Malone: Yeah.