Cheers (TV Series)
An Old-Fashioned Wedding (1992)
Ted Danson: Sam Malone
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Quotes
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Woody Boyd : Hey, does anyone have a plunger?
Sam Malone : Why, did something happen to the toilet?
Woody Boyd : No. My Uncle Elroy left his leg on the bus, and he wants to dance.
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Rebecca Howe : Dead. He can't be dead. He just sat down to take a little nap.
Sam Malone : Frasier, are you sure?
Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm trained as a physician. Believe me, he's dead. You don't make that mistake twice.
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[Woody and Kelly's wedding is delayed since the minister to perform the ceremony has died, a fact that has not yet been spread amongst the wedding guests]
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : What's taking so long? Shouldn't the wedding have started by now?
Sam Malone : Ah, well, something came up, Lilith. I'm afraid I can't go into it, but, uh, maybe it'd be a good idea if you went out there and, you know, were to sing and dance and use some of your natural talents to entertain people.
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : Omigod, someone died, didn't they?
