Cheers (TV Series)
Bidding on the Boys (1987)
Ted Danson: Sam Malone
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Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [after Lilith buys Sam in a bachelor auction] Oh Sam, Sam, I've got to talk to you. You can't go through with this.
Sam Malone : Come on man, she's only doing it to make you jealous.
Dr. Frasier Crane : God, I'm losing her Sam.
Sam Malone : No, would you stop that, man. You're my friend. I'm never going to take a woman away from you.
Dr. Frasier Crane : What about Diane?
Sam Malone : And didn't God punish me with a vengeance?
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Rebecca Howe : This is great! We're just $2,000 away from breaking the record. How many guys do we have left?
Carla LeBec : Just Sammy.
Rebecca Howe : Oh well, there's always next year.
Sam Malone : Two thousand dollars? Oh, gee, I might actually have to comb my hair.
[he walks away]
Rebecca Howe : Come on you guys, there's no way he can get that by himself. God, if we just had one more hunk.
Cliff Clavin : All right, all right, all right.
[he gets up]
Rebecca Howe : Mr. Clavin, that is a really sweet gesture, but isn't there some regulation against government employees in uniform participating in this kind of a thing?
Cliff Clavin : Oh, that is a very salient point, and one which I came within a hair of overlooking. I thank you.
[he shakes her hand]
Cliff Clavin : Boy, I shudder to think what might of happened.
Norm Peterson : We all do.