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"Cheers" Carla Loves Clavin (TV Episode 1991) Poster

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(1991)

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Sam Malone: [about the organizers changing the Miss Boston Barmaid contest to a skills based contest rather than chest size contest] The whole contest has gone to hell. I mean, believe me, I really presented my case to the contest committee. Look, I made a graph, here, look at this.

[Sam holds up a line graph, the points which are pretty consistently high except for one very low point]

Sam Malone: Now these are the bust measurements of all the winners since 1976, and almost to a woman, they're over a thirty-eight.

Woody Boyd: What's this one that dips way down here?

Sam Malone: Ah, that's the year Diane won.

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Woody Boyd: Carla, are you going to try out for this contest?

Carla Tortelli-LeBec: I don't think so.

Woody Boyd: You heard Sam. It's not about looks this year.

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[unprovoked, Carla pushes Cliff off his bar stool]

Cliff Clavin: What did you do that for?

Carla Tortelli-LeBec: It's nothing personal. Just letting off steam.

Cliff Clavin: Why didn't you push Norm off his stool?

Carla Tortelli-LeBec: You don't know much about physics, do you?

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Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Norm, I got to ask you a question.

Norm Peterson: All right.

Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Over the years, I've been pretty bad to Clavin. I've done some things that maybe I shouldn't have: called him names, punctured his tires, set fire to his hair...

Norm Peterson: What's your question?

Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Do you think he noticed?

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Woody Boyd: Boy, that Carla sure is smart, buttering up to Mr. Clavin so she'll win. I wish I had those smarts when I was doing the county fair circuit with my hog, Mirabelle. Rule number one: you gotta schmooze. You gotta go to the right parties, you gotta sell out. I wouldn't, so I brought Mirabelle home a loser. Broke my heart.

Dr. Frasier Crane: How was Mirabelle?

Woody Boyd: Not bad with applesauce.

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Norm Peterson: [after his paint gun explodes, covering Sam's office and everything in it with white paint] Relax. It dries much lighter.

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