Cheers (TV Series)
Coach in Love: Part 2 (1984)
Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli
Quotes
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Sam Malone : Oh, Carla, boy I hate to criticize, but I can't actually believe you read these sleazy scandal sheets?! I mean, look at this. I'm even above this. "Bigfoot Stole My Wife". "Have Aliens Taken Over Your Pet?" I mean, this is garbage.
Carla Tortelli : For your information Sam, I don't read those articles. I think they're just as stupid as you do. I get it because they happen to have a great crossword puzzle.
Carla Tortelli : [sits and starts working the the puzzle] OK, let's see. 7-across, "Five-headed cow born in Vermont".
[pauses]
Carla Tortelli : Maybelle.
[starts writing]
Carla Tortelli : 16-across, "State with the most UFO babies". Arkansas.
[writes]
Sam Malone : [mutters incredulously] I don't believe this.
Carla Tortelli : 32-across, "Aphrodisiac found in every kitchen cabinet".
[Sam secretly starts showing some interest, but still feigns disinterest]
Carla Tortelli : Uh, I don't know what that one is. Let me see what 14-down is. "Where Franco's brain is being kept alive". Fishtank. OK, so, the fifth letter of the aphrodisiac is an A. Now I remember: oregano.
Sam Malone : [Sam secretly grabs a napkin and pen, and starts scribbling "oregano"] Trash.
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Sam Malone : Hey, Diane. Surprise
[holds up a brown paper bag]
Sam Malone : Found something else of yours lying around my place.
[pulls out a garrish looking red and black teddy from the bag and holds it up to Diane]
Sam Malone : Remember this?
Diane Chambers : Good Lord. Is that for wearing or for signalling aircraft?!
Sam Malone : Well, this is your teddy isn't it?
Diane Chambers : I don't know which of your mindless bimbi left that in your apartment. If she paid money for it, she should be seen to and chemically altered.
Sam Malone : Hey, what, what, you don't like the color?
Diane Chambers : What made you think that was mine?
Sam Malone : Well, you're the only person I know that shops at those fancy French places.
[shows Diane the teddy's label]
Diane Chambers : "The House of Ooh-La-La". Get it away from me. It's horrendous.
Carla Tortelli : [walks in and sees the teddy. picks it up. gushes.] Wow! This is lovely.
Sam Malone : Do you want it?
Carla Tortelli : Me? Oh, I can't take this Sam.
Sam Malone : Oh, no, please.
Carla Tortelli : God, Thanks.
[gushes]
Carla Tortelli : Ah. From "The House of Ooh-La-La".