Cheers (TV Series)
Diane's Allergy (1984)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Diane Chambers : Sam. Frasier and I have something important to tell you.
Frasier Crane : Sam, this may be rough going. I mean, despite your vehement protests to the contrary, and with no intention of disparaging your sincerity, but Diane and I believe that you may still be suffering some emotional residue from the turbulent relationship you had with Diane.
Sam Malone : I'm sorry Frasier. I must have dozed off for a paragraph or two.
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Diane Chambers : [after the latest in an long, constant bout of sneezing caused by her "allergy"] Aren't you going to say "gesundheit"?
Frasier Crane : Diane, I'm afraid we've moved past "gesundheit." We're now on our way to "stuff a sock in it."
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Frasier Crane : [about his dog, who Sam now owns] So, Sam, listen, fill me in. I'm hungry for news about little Pavlov.
Sam Malone : [a slight pause] Pavlov? Oh, you must mean little Diane.
Frasier Crane : I beg your pardon?
Sam Malone : Yeah, I renamed the puppy "Diane". I figured you wouldn't mind. I mean it's my puppy now. Yeah, oh boy, I tell you, it's so wonderful. I come home, she gives me a little trouble, I swat her on the rear end, I say, "Shut up, Diane", and she does. It's heaven.
Frasier Crane : Sam, I have to be honest with you. Changing the dog's name hurts me a little. Don't you think two "Diane"'s will be a little confusing?
Sam Malone : Well, maybe you're right. I hadn't thought of that. Well, we'll just have to call your girlfriend "Pavlov".