Cheers (TV Series)
Father Knows Last (1983)
Nicholas Colasanto: Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso
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Quotes
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Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Diane. Make a toast.
Diane Chambers : Oh, all right. 'To the baby. With Marshall as the father, it's sure to have brains. With Carla as the mother, it's sure to have... need for them.'
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Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : You know the biggest argument I ever had with my wife was over naming our daughter. She kept insisting, insisting on Lisa, and I wanted to stick with the original name.
Sam Malone : What was that, Coach?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Baby Girl Pantusso.
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[the gang discovers who the father of Carla's baby is]
Norm Peterson : Marshall?
Cliff Clavin : Carla made love to a Ph.D. from MIT?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : [Annoyed] Hey, look, you guys, if you can't say it in front of me don't say it at all.
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Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Yeah, Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?
Norm Peterson : I can't, Coach.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Gee, I'm sorry Norm.
Norm Peterson : I look at Vera, and I just can't.