- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [looking at Hill] Oh, good. My package from Amityville has arrived.
- John Allen Hill: Ah, Miss Tortelli. Tell me, is that a new hairdo, or did someone toss a toaster in your bathtub? What am I saying - what would you be doing in a bathtub?
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Cleaning you out of the drain.
- Cliff Clavin: [Cliff believes his neighbor is Hitler] Well, all right, everybody. Drop what you're doing, stop the presses. Nobody's going to be making fun of Cliff Clavin anymore, that's for sure. Look what I found in the trash of Mr. A. Hitler. Behold, Exhibit A.
- Paul Krapence: What's this, a check stub here?
- Cliff Clavin: It's a Social Security check stub, and it sickens me. To think that we Americans worked our fingers to the bone so Mr. Hitler could have creamed corn.
- Paul Krapence: A cereal box?
- Cliff Clavin: That's right, Paul. It's a cereal box. I guess we can determine that Trix are for kids and for der Führer!