- Diane Chambers: I happen to know Professor Sebastian DeWitt, one of America's foremost drama coaches. He can spot an actor a mile away.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Boy, that could come in handy at a drive-in.
- Prof. Sebastian DeWitt: When you were a student in the department, I could never picture you as a waitress.
- Diane Chambers: Oh Professor, you're forgetting that I played a waitress in your production of "Bus Stop".
- Prof. Sebastian DeWitt: Yes, I know.
- Diane Chambers: [while performing the scene from Othello, Andy is really strangling Diane] Help! This psycho's trying to kill me!
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: That's the only line of Shakespeare I ever understood!