Cheers (TV Series)
Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1 (1987)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Carla Tortelli : [after Eddie's French-speaking mother leaves the bar] I get the feeling she wasn't nuts about me.
Carla Tortelli : [looks at Frasier] What did she say?
Dr. Frasier Crane : What makes you think I'd know?
Carla Tortelli : All you pompous windbags speak French.
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Norm Peterson : [reading a sleazy tabloid] Geez, Cliff, listen to this. "Scientists Discover Wild Parrot Who Claims to Be Elvis".
Cliff Clavin : So?
Norm Peterson : So? I mean, this one wins the "Too Stupid For Even You Cliff" award.
Dr. Frasier Crane : [exasperated] Oh, really. Must you two wallow in this sensationalistic tripe? I mean, it pains me no end to see America's wits dulled and their morals abrogated by this opiate to the asses.
Norm Peterson : Well, check this out, Cliffy. "I was Sigmund Freud's Love Child".
Dr. Frasier Crane : [totally excited] No?
[Frasier runs back to Norm and grabs the tabloid paper and tries to find the story]
Dr. Frasier Crane : I've heard rumors they betrayed Martha with his sister-in-law, but I never dreamed there'd be progeny.
[reads further. can't find the story. learns he's been had]
Dr. Frasier Crane : You rapscallions.