Cheers (TV Series)

Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1 (1987)

John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin

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• Norm Peterson : [reading a sleazy tabloid]  Geez, Cliff, listen to this. "Scientists Discover Wild Parrot Who Claims to Be Elvis".

  Cliff Clavin : So?

  Norm Peterson : So? I mean, this one wins the "Too Stupid For Even You Cliff" award.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [exasperated]  Oh, really. Must you two wallow in this sensationalistic tripe? I mean, it pains me no end to see America's wits dulled and their morals abrogated by this opiate to the asses.

  Norm Peterson : Well, check this out, Cliffy. "I was Sigmund Freud's Love Child".

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [totally excited]  No?

  [Frasier runs back to Norm and grabs the tabloid paper and tries to find the story] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I've heard rumors they betrayed Martha with his sister-in-law, but I never dreamed there'd be progeny.

  [reads further. can't find the story. learns he's been had] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You rapscallions.