Cheers (TV Series)

Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure (1990)

Kirstie Alley: Rebecca Howe

Quotes 

• [Woody is giving Rebecca gifts of items he bought off the Home Shopping Channel] 

  Rebecca Howe : Woody, I cannot accept these. People are going to get the wrong idea.

  Woody Boyd : What, that I have a crush on you?

  Rebecca Howe : No, that I like crap.

  Woody Boyd : You calling this stuff crap?

  Rebecca Howe : I'm sorry Woody.

  Woody Boyd : No, no, I was looking for the right word.

  Rebecca Howe : If you don't like it either, why do you keep buying this stuff?

  Woody Boyd : Not stuff, Miss Howe - crap. I buy it because it looks good on TV. And the second they flash that eight hundred number, I'm dialling.

  Rebecca Howe : Woody, this has got to stop.

  Woody Boyd : Well, it has stopped Miss Howe. I went over my credit limit with this crap, unless of course you care to advance me six months on my paycheck - could be another necklace in it for you! And if you decide not to give me the advance, just keep the necklace as your free gift.

  Rebecca Howe : Woody, you are hooked. Listen to me. You need help.

  Woody Boyd : [angrily]  I don't need help. I just need more credit.

  Woody Boyd : [breaks down in tears]  You're right, Miss Howe. I do need help. I'm scared. Help me. Hurry. Act now.