Cheers (TV Series)

Norm's Big Audit (1993)

George Wendt: Norm Peterson

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Quotes 

• Norm Peterson : Hey Cliffy. Whatcha doing?

  Cliff Clavin : I'm filling out an application for the Boston Marathon. It's something I do every year.

  Norm Peterson : What, you mean you run in the Boston Marathon?

  Cliff Clavin : No, no, I just get the free T-shirt. It impresses the girls down in the gym.

  Norm Peterson : Ah. Wait, wait, wait. You work out in a gym?

  Cliff Clavin : Nah. I just hang out in front with the T-shirt.

• [after Dot Carroll, the IRS auditor, threatens Norm with fraud, he starts flirting with her] 

  Dot Carroll : I think I know what's going on here, Mr. Peterson.

  Norm Peterson : What?

  Dot Carroll : [angrily]  I wasn't born yesterday. I know when someone's making a pass at me. And let me tell you this Buster, you're coming on to an official of the United States government, an auditor for the Internal Revenue Service. This meeting is over... Stud! We'll continue this audit in my hotel room, Ritz-Carlton room 147. Meet me there tonight. And PS: I play rough.

• Norm Peterson : [to Dot about her chain smoking]  And while we're at it, you could cut back to three or four packs a day.

  Dot Carroll : I do it to stay thin - you want one?