Cheers (TV Series)

One for the Road (1993)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

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Quotes 

• Norm Peterson : Well, everybody, congratulate me. I am now employed by the city of Boston.

  [the bar patrons applaud] 

  Norm Peterson : And I have this man to thank for it.

  [points to Woody] 

  Woody Boyd : Oh, hey, no problem, Mr. Peterson. I know you're gonna work very hard.

  Norm Peterson : Yeah, of course, Wood. Hey, this kind of makes you my boss, huh?

  Woody Boyd : Oh, yeah, in a way. But you know, deep down and above all and through everything else, we're friends.

  Norm Peterson : Of course. No man ever had a better one.

  Woody Boyd : I feel the same way.

  Norm Peterson : Pals.

  Woody Boyd : Compadres.

  Norm Peterson : I may be late tomorrow.

  Woody Boyd : I wouldn't recommend it, Peterson.

• [Frasier is helping Woody prepare a speech] 

  Woody Boyd : "I believe I was elected to the City Council as an agent of change. And I fully intend to live up to that pledge: I will make change."

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Change 'change' to 'a change'.

  Woody Boyd : A what?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You see, in here, you make 'change'. There, you make 'a change'. So, just make the change. Change 'make change' to 'make *a* change'.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [frustrated and yells]  Oh, just change it!

  [Frasier storms off] 

  Woody Boyd : [to Norm]  Boy, I think I see why Dr. Crane never cures anybody.

• Sam Malone : [everybody curtly leaves while Sam wants to celebrate staying in Boston]  Why's everybody leaving?

  Woody Boyd : [mirroring his earlier words]  Hey Sam, it's not like this is our home.

  [walks out the door]