Cheers (TV Series)
Pick a Con... Any Con (1983)
Shelley Long: Diane Chambers
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Quotes
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Sam Malone : You're in a pretty good mood today.
Diane Chambers : Why not? Last night I was up until two in the morning finishing off Kierkegaard.
Sam Malone : I hope he thanked you for it.
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[Sam and Diane are talking about their respective ages, each not mentioning the specific number or who is older]
Diane Chambers : I find older men stimulating.
Sam Malone : I hope you're not talking about me?
Diane Chambers : Oh, certainly not. You're not the least bit stimulating.
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[Diane is tending bar and, inexperienced, is trying to make a Bloody Mary. Carla is watching in interest]
Diane Chambers : A lot of ingredients in a Bloody Mary, Sam.
Sam Malone : Yeah, I know. That's why we usually mix up five gallons and put it in the refrigerator beforehand.
Sam Malone : How come you're doing this, Carla? Why did you let her do it?
Carla Tortelli : I wanted to see her try and make vodka.
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Sam Malone : Hey, you feeling lucky tonight?
Diane Chambers : What have you got in mind?
Sam Malone : [holds up a deck of cards] A game of chance. A simple cut of the cards.
Diane Chambers : What are the stakes?
Sam Malone : If I win, I get to go to bed with you.
Diane Chambers : What if I win?
Sam Malone : You get to go to bed with me.
Diane Chambers : Forget it.
Sam Malone : I understand. You, ah, you'd rather earn it.