Cheers (TV Series)

Sam Time Next Year (1991)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

Quotes 

• [Frasier is examining Sam's back after Sam takes a tumble down the stairs] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Let me see. I don't believe there's a fracture, just a serious sprain around lumbar 3. Does it hurt when I do this?

  [Frasier manipulates Sams back] 

  Sam Malone : Ow-ow-ooh.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : That's good, that's good.

  Sam Malone : Why? Does that mean I'm going to get better?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, 'cause it means that I know what I'm talking about.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [to Lilith]  You see Lilith, I so could have been a real doctor.