Cheers (TV Series)

Sam's Women (1982)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

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Quotes 

• Norm Peterson : How's the kids?

  Carla Tortelli : Two of 'em are ugly, one's obnoxious, and one's just stupid. He's my favorite.

• [Carla is proving to Diane how shallow Sam is when it comes to women] 

  Carla Tortelli : [knocking on Sam's office door]  Sam, would you come out here for a second?

  Sam Malone : Carla, never disturb me.

  [Sam notices Brandee] 

  Sam Malone : Unless there's a customer.