Cheers (TV Series)

The Boys in the Bar (1983)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

Quotes 

• Diane Chambers : Carla, you're not prejudiced against gays, are you?

  Carla Tortelli : Well, I'm not exactly crazy about 'em. I mean, I get enough competition from women. I'm telling you, if guys keep coming out of the closet, there isn't going to be anybody left to date and I'm going to have to start going out with girls.

  [Carla looks over at Diane and shudders in horror] 

  Diane Chambers : Carla, you don't have to worry about me. I like my dates a little more masculine than you. Not much, but a little.

• Diane Chambers : This afternoon, I spent five entire hours in a sensory deprivation tank.

  Carla Tortelli : Your room?