- Lisa Pantusso: Look, Daddy. I'm not dumb. I know Roy's abrasive. I know he's insensitive, and I know he's probably only marrying me so he can get the Pennsylvania territory.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Why would you want to marry a man like this?
- Lisa Pantusso: Isn't it obvious to you?
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Nothing's ever obvious to me.
- Lisa Pantusso: Daddy, don't make me say this.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: What, what?
- Lisa Pantusso: I want to be married and I want to have children. Roy is the first man that ever asked me to marry him, and I'm afraid he's going to be the last.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Oh, come on honey. There must have been dozens of young fellas that proposed to you.
- Lisa Pantusso: No, Daddy. Wake up. Roy is the first one, ever.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: But you're so beautiful, so...
- Lisa Pantusso: Beautiful? Daddy, you have been saying that I'm beautiful ever since I was a very little girl. But look at me, not as my father, but like you were looking at me for the first time and please, try to see me as I really am.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: [after looking deep into Lisa's eyes] Oh my God, I, I didn't realize how much you look like your mother.
- Lisa Pantusso: I know. I look exactly like her, and mom was not b...
- [Lisa pauses to reflect]
- Lisa Pantusso: ...comfortable about her beauty.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: But that's what made her more beautiful. Your mother grew more beautiful every day of her life.
- Lisa Pantusso: She was really beautiful.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Yes, and so are you. You're the most beautiful kid in the whole world.
- Lisa Pantusso: Thanks, Daddy.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: [coming down from Melleville's] The man is a pig! I had lunch with a pig! He's even more disgusting when he's around food!
- Diane Chambers: Sam, I'll only ask this once. Now if you say no, it's no. But I would love to start doing caricatures of the customers here. Caricature is a satirical form of art that the common man loves and I think that it would just be a wonderful memento of our customers visits here...
- Sam Malone: No.
- Diane Chambers: ...and my art instructor said, he said I'm an original and this would be an invaluable experience, and...
- Sam Malone: No.
- Diane Chambers: ...and I'd only do it during the slow periods, so it really wouldn't interfere with my waiting tables.
- Sam Malone: No.
- Diane Chambers: So what do you say. Can I do it?
- Sam Malone: No.
- Diane Chambers: We'll talk about it later.
- Sam Malone: No... No, we won't talk about this later. I don't want you to do that stuff in here.
- Diane Chambers: I'm going to do it anyway.
- [Sam is flustered]
- Sam Malone: [to Cliff] At least she cleared it with me first.
- Norm Peterson: What do you sell?
- Roy: I sell suits door-to-door.
- Sam Malone: [pointing at what Roy's wearing] Is this one of the suits, here?
- Roy: You took the bait, Sam.
- Sam Malone: I did?
- Roy: [handing over his cigar to his fiancée, Lisa] Hold this.
- Roy: [standing up to show off what he's wearing] I'm wearing an Omni suit right now, and man am I comfortable. The best part is it's versatility. This suit comes with two coats, three pairs of pants, and five reversible vests. This ensemble makes one hundred twenty combinations, everything from dignified to sporty. If you own one of these suits Sam, you can go straight from a funeral to a night on the town without even going home.
- Sam Malone: Well, I was trapped in just that situation Tuesday night.
- Lisa Pantusso: I'm not going to marry you, Roy.
- Roy: But Lisa, what about Pennsylvania?
- Lisa Pantusso: You don't get me, Roy, and you don't get Pennsylvania, you just get more annoying.
- Carla Tortelli: Where's Lisa?
- Roy: Last I saw her she was settling the bill.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: You paid her pay?
- Roy: They wouldn't take a postdated 4th party check, if they're going to be so particular, they ought to put up a sign!