- Dr. Frasier Crane: Lilith Sternin is a good woman: strong, durable, reliable.
- Norm Peterson: She'd make a hell of a radial tire actually.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: [to Rebecca, who she thinks is having an affair with Frasier] You and I are both mature women, and I think we should handle this openly and with civility. Believe me, I could be doing you a very big favor. Frasier is not an easy man to live with. He's obsessively compulsive about neatness. The sex is good, but he pouts unless you compliment his performance. Fortunately, his male ego can be satisfied with a simple, "Thank you, Conan".
- Rebecca Howe: Mr. Malone, are you developing a tic?
- Sam Malone: That was a wink.
- Rebecca Howe: Then you're developing into a tick.
- Woody Boyd: Sam, I found an apartment.
- Sam Malone: Hey, good for you, Woody.
- Woody Boyd: It's got everything I ever wanted.
- Sam Malone: What's that?
- Woody Boyd: A living room and a bedroom.
- Cliff Clavin: Dare to dream there, Woodman.
- Sam Malone: [looks at the apartment newspaper listing] Isn't this in Chinatown?
- Woody Boyd: I don't think so Sam.
- Sam Malone: Well yeah, I think it is. Did there seem to be a lot of Chinese restaurants around?
- Woody Boyd: Yeah, I guess so.
- Cliff Clavin: Eh, a lot of signs hanging hither and yonder in Chinese there?
- Woody Boyd: Yeah, come to think of it.
- Norm Peterson: Yeah, lots of Chinese people walking around the street I suppose.
- Woody Boyd: Well yeah, that could just be a coincidence, you know?! Tell you what I'll do. I'll call my landlady. If anybody would know, Mrs. Chung would.
- Rebecca Howe: I know you have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority.
- Sam Malone: Whoa, wait a minute, I resent that. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position.
- Sam Malone: I want to sleep with you 25 times, but you don't want to sleep with me at all. Am I right?
- Rebecca Howe: Right.
- Sam Malone: OK, so what's half of 25?
- Rebecca Howe: Your I.Q.?