- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Carla, sister-woman, why didn't you ever share with me the religious wonder of this experience when *you* were great with child?
- Carla LeBec: I was too busy puking.
- Rebecca Howe: Woody.
- Woody Boyd: Yes, Miss Howe.
- Rebecca Howe: I just got my butt chewed out on your account.
- Sam Malone: Must have been a real light eater.
- Woody Boyd: [looking in his passport] What's this, Miss Howe?
- Rebecca Howe: Oh, they just want to know who to notify in case of death or accident.
- Woody Boyd: What do they think is going to happen to me over there?
- Rebecca Howe: They don't think anything's going to happen, Woody. Just calm down.
- Woody Boyd: What's this about not smuggling foreign meats into the country? What's wrong with foreign meat? And if there somthing wrong with it, what's going to happen to me after I've been eating it for a week? And look, it says here that if I mutilate this passport, it renders it invalid. Suppose I'm just about to go through U.S. Customs, some crazy person breaks into my luggage, mutilates my passport and fills my suitcase full of meat?
- Rebecca Howe: That's a chance all travellers take.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: So all we need to do now is buy a stout axe and a plot of land in the wilderness.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: And I'll stand by your side and bear your young and cook your meals.
- Carla LeBec: Try not to get them mixed up.