- Rebecca Howe: I finally figured it out. Life makes sense and I am not crazy.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: That's only a layman's opinion.
- Rebecca Howe: [about Evan Drake and Sam having lunch] What does this mean? When did Evan start taking Sam to lunch? When did the two of them become good friends? When did I start talking to myself?
- [Sam has just returned from lunch with Evan Drake]
- Rebecca Howe: You scum sucking, power hungry, back biting creep. You stole my job.
- Sam Malone: Naw, come on, that's not true. But I will bite your back for you if you want.
- Rebecca Howe: Oh, well, then what were you talking to Evan about?
- Sam Malone: He just offered me an executive position down at corporate.
- Rebecca Howe: You scum sucking, power hungry, back biting creep.
- Rebecca Howe: [to Evan Drake as he walks by] Hi Mr. Drake, I was just congratulating Sam.
- [Rebecca has just heard that Evan Drake has promoted Sam to an executive position at corporate]
- Rebecca Howe: Something funny is going on here. Why did he hire Sam? Why is he making him an executive? What's the matter with me?
- Woody Boyd: For one thing, Miss Howe, you talk to yourself an awful lot.