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- Woody Boyd: Dr. Crane. Can you help me with something?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Of course, Woody.
- Woody Boyd: You know, yesterday was mine and Kelly's third anniversary of going steady, and I gave her a dinky keychain, so she goes and gives me this three hundred dollar camera. So my problem is...
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Say no more about it, Woody. If I were you, I wouldn't let Kelly's fine present cause you any guilt. After all, she comes from a very priviledged background, while you're an unsophisticated working man with nary two dimes to rub together. You know, these kinds of relationships rarely make through a third year.
- Woody Boyd: Actually, I just wanted to know how to work the automatic flash. But now, I just want to go some place and cry.
- Sam Malone: I got you a very, very special gift, my friend.
- Norm Peterson: More special than a free beer?
- Sam Malone: Yeah, come here.
- Norm Peterson: Is it a keg and a snorkel?
- Cliff Clavin: Normie.
- Norm Peterson: Yeah?
- Cliff Clavin: Even though I chipped in for the beer with the guys, I also got you a special little gift.
- Norm Peterson: Oh yeah. What's that?
- Cliff Clavin: Well, I did some research on the historical significance of birthdays - uncovered a lot of interesting facts, and, uh... I'm not going to share them with you. Happy birthday, big guy!
- Phil: [Phil signing a fake Wade Boggs baseball for Kevin] Yea how many Gs in Boggs ?
- Sam Malone: Two!
- Phil: That all it doesn't look right!
- Woody Boyd: Dr. Crane. Can you help me with something?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Of course, Woody.
- Woody Boyd: You know, yesterday was mine and Kelly's third anniversary of going steady, and I gave her a dinky keychain, so she goes and gives me this three hundred dollar camera. So my problem is...
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Say no more about it, Woody. If I were you, I wouldn't let Kelly's fine present cause you any guilt. After all, she comes from a very priviledged background, while you're an unsophisticated working man with nary two dimes to rub together. You know, these kinds of relationships rarely make through a third year.
- Woody Boyd: Actually, I just wanted to know how to work the automatic flash. But now, I just want to go some place and cry.
- Norm Peterson: What a birthday, huh? A free beer, a Celtics jacket from Kevin McHale, and Sammy wiping out my bar tab.
- Sam Malone: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't say anything about wiping out a bar tab.
- Norm Peterson: [with mock sarcasm] Well, happy birthday to me.
- [the gang is talking about Kevin McHale's obsession with bar trivia, Carla who is blaming Norm and Cliff in particular]
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You're like vampires - big butted, do-nothing vampires. And now you're trying to make Kevin one of your recruits. Well, I say it's got to stop. I'm not going to let you screw up his career.
- Sam Malone: Come on. Lighten up, will ya. It's just Kevin's getting a little carried away with bolts, that's all.
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Yeah, sure Sammy. Today it's how many bolts are in the floor. Tomorrow, they'll have him onto if the Brady Bunch crashes in the Andes, who's going to eat who first.
- Woody Boyd: They'll probably eat the maid cause she ain't kin.
- Cliff Clavin: Well, you know but if they're smart, they'll ask her first how she should best prepare herself.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: [Lilith walks in from the ladies' room and gets her coat from one of the chairs] Frasier, I've got to run. I'm having my photograph taken for a new ID badge at the lab.
- Rebecca Howe: Aren't you going to get your hair done for that?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Why on earth should I?
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Well, at least get the tension on that bun checked. I mean if that baby goes, we're all dead.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: That hardly seems just coming from a woman whose hair hasn't seen a greasy pot it couldn't scrub clean.
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Watch it, babe!
- [Lilith and Carla Face off]