Cheers (TV Series)

Where Nobody Knows Your Name (1990)

George Wendt: Norm Peterson

Quotes 

• Rebecca Howe : [about Robin's old girlfriend Jeanne-Marie]  The nerve of that cheap slut, pretending like Robin turned himself in for her.

  Norm Peterson : Don't worry, Rebecca. Your friends know who the real cheap slut is.

• Rebecca Howe : I mean the only thing that really does matter is that I am Robin's true love. It actually makes it more romantic because we're the only ones who know.

  Norm Peterson : Except for us.

  Woody Boyd : And I kind of told my Mom in Hanover.

  Rebecca Howe : You know what I mean. It's sort of like a secret Valentine between me and Robin.

  Norm Peterson : ...and us.

  Woody Boyd : ...and my Mom.

  Rebecca Howe : Woody, who cares if your Mother knows? I mean, who is she going to tell?

  Woody Boyd : Are you serious? She has choir practice tonight. Once she gets a cup of coffee in her, those old biddies will bleed it out of her. For a moist crumb cake, she'll tell anybody why you never see Uncle Willie and Aunt May in the same room at the same time.

  Norm Peterson : Why, why would that be, Wood?

  Woody Boyd : I don't see any crumb cake.

• Cliff Clavin : Anyone seen my gum? I left it around here somewhere.

  Norm Peterson : What did you take your gum out for?

  Cliff Clavin : Ah, give my mouth a rest.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [starts writing in his book]  Dear Diary, today it finally happened...