Chico and the Man (TV Series)

Ms. Liz (1975)

Freddie Prinze: Chico Rodriguez

Quotes 

• Liz Garcia, RN : [as Liz sits down at the table, she gives Chico a peck on the lips]  Did you miss me?

  Chico Rodriguez : No, I got you right on the lips.

• Ed Brown : Chico, Truth is like a woman's girdle. The more it hurts, the more good it does in the end.

  Chico Rodriguez : Truth sure is like a woman's girdle. Sometimes you gotta stretch it a little bit.

  Chico Rodriguez : I happen to think she's a marvelous singer.

  Ed Brown : Yeah, That proves only one thing. Love is not only blind. It's deaf.

  Chico Rodriguez : Then it also must be dumb. Because, I always thought under that cold, hard exterior, there was a sensitive human being living inside of you.

  Ed Brown : There was a sensitive human being living inside me. And when it heard that terrible singing , it moved out.

• Chico Rodriguez : Liz is really great in the cookin' department.

  Ed Brown : Yeah, She's not bad in the lookin' department, either!

• Chico Rodriguez : [Chico is complaining about Ed to Rev. Bemis]  He's too stubborn to admit when he's wrong.

  Ed Brown : That's not true. I'm always glad to admit when I'm wrong. Is it my fault it never happens?