- Liz Garcia, RN: Oh, Chico. If you had only broken your feet or your knees, instead of your ribs.
- Chico Rodriguez: Why?
- Liz Garcia, RN: Because I haven't studied the ribs yet. But I know all about the legs. There's my tibia and my patella and my femur. And that's just the bones. Wait until I show you my cartilage.
- [She has lifted her skirt to mid-thigh, as she describes her legs]
- Ed Brown: Show it to me. He's too young!
- Chico Rodriguez: Well, If that's how you play "Show and tell,"in nursing school, LOOKING GOOD, HONEY!
- Liz Garcia, RN: [Dropping her skirt] The show is over, you Peeping Tomaso.
- Ed Brown: One day, The garage business went right through the roof!
- Louie Wilson: You did well?
- Ed Brown: No, Some dummy lit a cigarette at the gas pump!