- Gadget: I need you to try out a new invention for me.
- Monterey Jack: [retreating] Oh, not today, Gadget, love. I gotta, uh... I gotta...
- Sgt. Spinelli: Hey! There's that mouse!
- Monterey Jack: I gotta get outta here!
- Monterey Jack: Are you two fightin' again?
- Chip: Of course not. We're just having a spirited discussion.
- Monterey Jack: I dunno what's gonna be harder: findin' that statue, or keepin' these two from exterminatin' each other.
- Ratso Ratskiwatski: I'm going to *exterminate* those stinking rodents!
- Buffy Ratskiwatski: No! They're mine, and I love them! I was just having fun!
- Dale: Try *this* for fun!
- [a toy tank fires bon-bons, splattering Buffy's face with chocolate]
- Buffy Ratskiwatski: WAAAH! These animals don't play fair!
- [last lines]
- Ratso Ratskiwatski: I'm finished, finished! No ransom, my house destroyed, on my way to prison, totally wiped out! And why? Because *you* had to have some stinking pets!
- Buffy Ratskiwatski: Oh, yeah? Well, what about me? All my doll houses were wrecked!
- [screaming]
- Buffy Ratskiwatski: And I want a new toy...!
- Ratso Ratskiwatski: Ah, *shut up*!
- [Rocco and Moose applaud enthusiastically]
- Sgt. Spinelli: Your shift was over a half-hour ago. Besides, what're they gonna do - steal a 400-ton statue in a pick-up truck?