To protest against the building of a new squash court Wolfie and his little band break into the council building the night before the meeting with a view to throwing manure over the councillors. However the meeting has been cancelled due to a flu epidemic and the lads find themselves stuck in a lift with an elderly attendant who sees the whole thing as a welcome break from his humdrum existence and asks to keep the bag of manure for his garden. They expect to be arrested but find that the security forces have also gone home.
—don @ minifie-1