Clerks (TV Series)

Leonardo Is Caught in the Grip of an Outbreak of Randal's Imagination and Patrick Swayze Either Does or Doesn't Work in the New Pet Store (2001)

Jason Mewes: Jay

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Quotes 

• Jay : [the monkey is on Jay]  Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape. That's from Planet of the Apes, Snoogans.

• Dante Hicks : What are you going to do with a monkey?

  Jay : Teach it to smoke, Duh.

• [the monkey is jumping around] 

  Dante Hicks : What's he doing?

  Jay : Nicotine fit.

  [Silent Bob acts like a monkey] 

  Randal Graves : Well what's he doing?

  Jay : Nicotine fit.