Henry Jones: Mr. Newbower

Quotes 

• Coach Hayden Fox : I'm Hayden Fox, your next-door neighbor.

  Mr. Newbower : Oh, the angry guy.

• Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : A friend would let me buy this cabin.

  Coach Hayden Fox : No, Luther. A friend would be honest enough to tell you, people got to have time for themselves.

  Mr. Newbower : He has a point. No two people could have been closer than Ethyl and I. And yet, every Tuesday night, she went off to her sewing club. And every Thursday night, I went bowling. It was not much time apart, but I think it kept us from murdering each other.