- Coach Hayden Fox: I give up. Hey Luther, if the place means that much to you, then buy the cabin.
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: Really?
- Coach Hayden Fox: Yeah. I'll sell mine.
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: A friend would let me buy this cabin.
- Coach Hayden Fox: No, Luther. A friend would be honest enough to tell you, people got to have time for themselves.
- Mr. Newbower: He has a point. No two people could have been closer than Ethyl and I. And yet, every Tuesday night, she went off to her sewing club. And every Thursday night, I went bowling. It was not much time apart, but I think it kept us from murdering each other.